Ryan McFadden grew up in London, Ontario… raised by my mother…….God, bios are boring. Does anyone really care?.

They don’t. So I wrote this one. Because I think it’s funny…and true.

Ryan McFadden knew from age 16 that he was going to make his living writing novels. After 18 years of living this dream, he has earned a total of $45, publishing in Alienskin and Afterburn SF magazines. He attended the Creative Writing program at York University where he realized he was a fraud and a liar– two good traits for his line of work (both for his marketing side gig and his writing). No, he doesn’t want to write a story about your life. He lives in his Mom’s basement in London, Ontario and has no friends. You can track his latest rejections at ryanmcfadden.com.