I am a vengeful God – So said Jebus while the Romans had him in the Iron Maiden.
He showed his vengeful anger two weeks ago. Obviously, our NEW (new to us) Malibu Maxx had sinned mightily. God sent down a yellow brick church named Wesley Knox. It jumped right out in front (behind?) Kari. Of course, when Kari first hit it, she decided the damage was done and kept going (seriously, woman, when you hit something, STOP!).
That was two weeks ago? Why the delay? Well, God also smote our camera (this is Bev’s camera…I had to wait until a friend from Winnipeg brought some functioning technology).
He was also angry at our boiler. And my bank account.
Damn you, Jebus. Why do you have to be so angry?
Ok so I was the one to do the damage, and even I find this tale VERY funny. Is no one else replying because they are afraid if they laugh at the baby Jebus’ wrath they too will be smote…..not to worry the only thing hew has left in his bag of tricks are locust and a flood. Nobody has a leaky basement do they???
Damn it…I HAVE a leaky basement. I can’t take anymore. Seriously, Jebus, have pity on me. Send me to hades or wherever it is that you send bad people.
Please, I submit.