Don Frye exploded onto the UFC scene way back at event number 8. With legendary battles with Mark Coleman and Ken Shamrock, Don is a man’s man (and happens to look like a roided up Tom Selleck). Don Frye is also a great giver of advice…as found below.
Since I’m only a half man now (see previous posts), I thought I share with you some real ‘manly’ wisdom…from Don Frye.
I’ve been really good friends with this woman for a little over a year. A few months ago I figured out that I really liked her, more than just wanting to get into her pants. How can I tell her how I feel and get my point across without looking and sounding like just another jackass?
So you like her but arent man enough to tell her? I hate to break it to you, partner, but you already sound like a jackass.
Thats not so bad though. That means the pressures off. Youre a jackass. I thought it was just an insult until now, but youre the real thing.
Now that you know, you dont have to worry about it. Just go ahead and be a jackass. Ask her out. Go shopping with her at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Then take her to Fredericks of Hollywood, make sure she gets the point. Whatever.
Sure, shell probably think youre a jackass. I do. But maybe she likes that. You never know. There are tons of jackasses out there, and somehow lots of them have pretty hot women on their arms. Its a mystery, but there it is.
So I say go for it. Stop tip-toeing around and just dive right in. Thats what Id do. Then again, Im not a jackass.
My roommate recently discovered his girlfriend of 9 months was making out with some random dude in a club last week. Unbeknownst to her, the guy she cheated on him with goes to college with my roommate (which is how he found out). Its been 2 days and he has not dumped her. Hes gone on to tell me this was his fault because he had not been giving her any space.
This girl has also cheated on her past 2 boyfriends. I think if he doesn’t turf this chick soon, he is going to look like the biggest chump in the world. What would you do in my roommates situation? How do you recommend I go about smacking some sense into this kid?
That sounds like a bad situation. What Id recommend is this: forget this loser and go be friends with the guy she was making out with. Maybe that guy has some pride and dignity, because your roommate sure doesnt.
What kind of man acts that way? He should be ashamed. Im ashamed for him.
But its not your job to try and fix his whole life. With things like this, you cant make a person do what they ought to. Either they see it for themselves or they dont.
Your roommate doesnt. Hed rather tell himself stories and pretend everythings okay.
Well, its not okay. And odds are it isnt going to get any better any time soon. I say get out of there. Do it now.
So, are you a jackass?
Great Oden’s Raven! Is that a belt buckle or Thor’s shield???