Weird Stuff

He gave his life for me

So there I was, about to eat my peanut butter sandwich.  Before I take a bite, however, I am distracted by something on my computer (porn, no doubt).  When I return to my sandwich, I am once again distracted.  This time by something that Stephen Colbert and YouTube....

Number 2 please

I had to get my blood pulled yesterday (nothing out of the ordinary…cholesterol, b12, thyroid, etc, etc)  I go to the blood lab — as an aside, this is the same lab that gave Kari her erroneous leukemia result.  The waiting room is empty and two women are...

Book Signing 101

I gave the Women of the Apocalypse a proper sendoff last night — surrounded by friends and family.  Of course, the hidden battle last night was the most important — what to sign on the books.  Every signing had to be pithy, succinct, to distill the entire...

Flight Attendants

Flight attendants need to go back to school for better safety training. There I was, holding the plane together with sheer force of will, and the flight attendant was asking me if I wanted a snack. Did she not realize that if I broke my concentration even for a...

Bully Beatdown

I’m not a fan of realty TV. Too boring, too staged, whatever. However, Bully Beatdown hosted by Mayhem Miller (a pro MMA fighter) looks interesting. He goes and confronts real-life bullies and offers them a chance to pick on someone their own size. If they...