Weird Stuff

Black Cats of Death

Black Cats of Death

I have a theory about why black cats are bad luck. And I’m not going to google it to discover the truth. This is my theory. So back in the day, there was a spate of people being found dead, with only a black cat circling the corpse. They people died in the most...
When a NO would’ve sufficed

When a NO would’ve sufficed

Someone asked me to write about success, and when I knew I was a successful writer. My response: “Me? Successful? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (wipes tear from eye).” It’s all perception, I suppose. Success stories tend to be a little on the dry side, but...

Lamb Testicles

I ate Lamb’s testicles this past Saturday.  Let me explain.  So I bought a Groupon for a new restaurant called Brannigans (or something like that).  Checked out the menu and it looks unbelievable…top menu. I get there…and it has a rainbow on the...

Scooby Doo – WTF?

I never liked Scooby Doo as a kid.  First, Scooby Doo was a moron.  I always wanted my heroes to be, well, heroes.  Second, the ghosts never ended up being ghosts.  Why did it have to be Old Man Harvey from the Carnival?  Why couldn’t it just be a ghost?  Much...

Vortex of 2010

I disappeared for a while.  Let’s call it the vortex of 2010.  Though there were a few victories in 2010, for the most part it was craptacular and deserves to be forgotten.  Luckily, once you’ve hit rock bottom, there’s only one way to go.  Oddly, I...